knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

You know whats better than 24? 25

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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