Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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