- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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