- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

sure!

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

My name is Jeff

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

LOL

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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