whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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You know whats funny Aids

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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