- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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