Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What? Huh?

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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