Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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