- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What is the difference?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was the woman?

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

woman's lacrosse

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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