- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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