Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Women's Rights

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drew edminstin is a rat

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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tim has no humor

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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