- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

i like it in the mouth

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