Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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