Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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The Moon Landing.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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