What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Face...tastes like chicken!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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