- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Why can't jokes spit?

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

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