- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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