- Anti Joke

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

69

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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