whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Miscarriages.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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