- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Neither did she.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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