- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

A baby seal walks into a club.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

breasts

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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