- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Velcro. What a rip off.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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