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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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