A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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