you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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sorry got to poo

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PIED NINNY!

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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This statement is false.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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