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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Knock Know! Come in!

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Morning wood.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

sorry got to poo

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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