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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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