- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Obama walks into a hospital....

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Knock Know! Come in!

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Morning wood.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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