Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Womans baksetball...

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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