GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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How's the weather? Good.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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