Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

why was the boy sad? because.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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