- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Girls soccer

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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