how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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knock knock who's there ?

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Women's rights

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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