What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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