A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What do I hate? people

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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You will not press the like button.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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