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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Elizabeth Warren

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Dwight Howard

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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