I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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