What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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