What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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epic win?

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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