- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

Long joke Your such a downey

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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