- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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