- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

I am very humble.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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