A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Poop

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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