Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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