Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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