- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

I woke up today

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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