- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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