Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

womens rights.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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