- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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