A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Barack Obama

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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