- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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