Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why? Why Not?

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Penis.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

The WPGA tour

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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