- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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