- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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