- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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