- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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