- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

don't just stand there

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Sex education in Texas.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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