- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

My penis is big... not.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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