- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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