Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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My mum is called Steve

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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