- Anti Joke

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away