What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...