If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Gingers.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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