- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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