- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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