Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Bacon is delcious.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

rocky is here again.......................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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