- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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